Naked for Satan

285 Brunswick St, Fitzroy
Phone: 9416 2238

I toyed with the idea of not publishing this post because Naked for Satan has already had enough press in recent months, but I figured I really had to put my $2 in on the pintxos – “PINTXOOOOOOS!” – bar which introduced me to my latest love. He goes by the name of Pedro Ximinez. And he’s sweet as all get out. Unfortunately, he’s not all that much to look at, but looks aren’t everything, right?

Naked for Satan serves up pintxos for $2 a piece. It’s like a tapas buffet plus carbs – pintxos are like a little bite of a dish served on a baguette slice – which is a great idea for a bar, but its not really somewhere I’d go for dinner. The little toothpicks which are monitored – by both cameras and security staff, it seems – are how they track how much you ate, kind of like the plates at a sushi train. They add up pretty quickly, so if you’re on a budget, you might want to keep an eye on it.

I think the pintxos selection changes pretty regularly, so I won’t go too much into particular items – but if it’s on offer, try the chilli mussels, and the one with the slab of goat’s cheese.

My only gripe with the way Naked for Satan works is that there’s the cold pintxos on display, but every so often, some warm/hot pintxos are brought out – canape style – which is fine, unless you miss out on them because you’ve gone to the toilet, or they just circulate in the wrong direction based on where you’re seated.

Anyway, I grazed on pintxos while I was sipping on my sangria, which I was a little apprehensive about when the barman prepared it on the spot, but was actually really good!

As I mentioned before, on the recommendation of one of the barstaff, I tried the Pedro Ximinez sherry. She described it as “liquid Christmas”, so who was I to object? It has since become my drink of choice to finish with – seriously, you don’t even need dessert!

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2 Replies to “Naked for Satan”

  1. As one of the owners of Naked for Satan, I'd like to thank you for our mention in your blog as well as your kind words. I would like to point out though, that the cameras and security are not there to monitor the toothpicks, but rather, to satisfy town planning requirements for a tavern. We really don't have anyone back of house watching out for kidnapped toothpicks and the security are really there to satisfy police requirements at night. You may notice there is no security at lunchtime.Once again thank you for our inclusion.
    kindest Regards

  2. Thanks for taking the time to read my post, Max. I didn't really think that the security and cameras were there to spy on the toothpicks, and I'd hope everyone who reads my blog often enough would know when I'm being somewhat jocular. I really enjoyed my night at Naked for Satan.

    Tongue planted firmly in cheek,


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